*ducts tapes my laptop together*
*duct tapes my life together*
isnt that what i said
- mom : did you eat all the donuts
- me : no
- mom : why are you lying to me i can see all the powder on your pants
- me : thats cocaine
when someone yells STOP i never know if its in the name of love, or if its hammertime
Have you ever met someone
And they’re so fucking perfect in every way.
And maybe they aren’t perfect to everybody, but to you they’re just absolutely amazing.
The way they laugh and smile and talk and think and look and just everything about them and everything they do just keeps amazing you.